The Mackenzie Prayer Dear Lord, bless a' the Mackenzies an' a' the Mackenzie childer; Their sons and sons' childer and their dochiters' for a thousan' years to come. Lord, bless the wee coo an' make it a big coo, An' bless the sucklin' and make it a grand boar, An' bless the wee bairns Angus, Alex an' Bessie an' Maggie an' Florrie. An' be ye gracious, Lord, an' send doon mountains o' snuff, an' rivers o' whiskey. An' oh Lord send doon swords an' pistols an' daggers as monie as the sands on the shore To kill the Macdonalds an' the Clan Ranalds an' the Campbells. An' oh Lord, build up a great wall 'tween us an' the Irish, With broken bottles on the top, so they cannae come over. An' oh Lord, if ye hae anything gude to gie, dunna gie it to the Irish, But gie it to your chosen people the Scots, Especially the Clan Mackenzie an' a' their friends. Glorious ye are for evermore.  Amen!