Taurus (April 20 - May 20): The words "bicarbonate of soda" will take on a new significance
for you as you discover that when you whisper them into the ear of
colleagues in your department, they begin to burp uncontrollably. You can
turn this fact to your personal and professional benefit. Do not be
surprised if grant support comes your way either from a major beverage
company or the Carnegie Foundation. Do not be surprised if they turn out
to be one and the same.