Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You seldom waste time with trivial things or superficial
academics. You would rather spend a quiet evening at home eating
cheesecake, drinking Mogan David, and reading your vita over out loud. Do
not dwell on the past or the present! The crises of our fast-paced world
of higher and lower education will eventually drive you out into public
life as a crossing guard, where you will become known for your Buddhist
approach to traffic safety. Some former colleagues will scoff at this
humble change of life and say things about mid-life misdirection. Put
your hands over your ears when they say these things for they know very
little about the gross national product and the exchange rate for PhDs as
we near the 21st century. Think synchronicity and true purpose--believe
in flour and water!