Sagittarius. You are in good company. Beethoven was a sagittarius, and so
was Walt Disney. Like them, your artistic ability will win out as you
learn to teach without speaking. You will hum for fifty minutes instead
of speaking! Astounding, your chair will say. Amazing, the Dean will
sputter. Stupendous, the local news anchor will exclaim. You will be
asked to visit the White House and meet the only President to ever
espouse deep fat teaching. You will show the President how you can hum
while eating corn on the cob and accept an honorary doctorate at the same
time. Shazam, shazam, he will say to the chief of staff.