Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23): Librans emanate a kind of clarity not unlike that of saran wrap.
They also, and this year especially, are fighters for justice and better
parking spaces on campus. Why should other people park closer to the
building than you? Why should others get the Tuesday/Thursday
schedule? Justice is as justice does (to quote a Nobel laureate). Librans of
the world cannot stand this imbalance and they
will rise up to protest the way in which the ruling academic group has
been treating the chalk-eaters (yes, let them eat chalk! hah!). The
Libran professors will stand on the mall and shout "What about Lawrence
Welk, huh? What about everyone from North Dakota?" The school newspaper
will report this as a protest about grade inflation.