Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22): You are into fibers in a big way, and a cohesive lot; and this year
will bring even more fame as all of you Leos on campus weave, for the
first time in the history of higher education, a gigantic wall hanging in
the shape a tupper ware container (2 quart size) and present it to the
President of the Board of Trustees at the June commencement exercises as
a token of your commitment to a fully practical, if not spiritual, education
for carnivores
and herbivores alike. Do not be surprised if there is a mixed response to
your show of true affection for the wonders of plastic and airtight
sealing technology. All great minds have been resisted by the
establishment! Move on, I say, move on to the next level of awareness.
You could become a security guard; you could sell snow cones. The
possibilities are truly finite!