Board of Editors:
That big blonde guy
Alphonse Big Toe D'Amato
The honorable Bagwan D. Frank Bagwan
Jesse Helms Jr.
Joseph "Yohimbe" Pape, process server and scholar
Mr. Really Really Big
Peachie
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Submissions: must be double-spaced and in English or Yangdooloo. Footnotes, references, citations, bibliography, format specficiations: as per the North Dakota Manual of Style (latest edition, Fargo 1911).
The editors welcome submissions from all disciplines except fashion merchandising. Empirical studies, nonempricial ravings, rhymed and unrhymed poetry, collages, visual displays, artwork, audio presentations, word salad (with or without punctuation) are welcome.
Our journal's motto: "We know everything. So why don't you?"