The Journal of Lintology

A peer-reviewed scholarly electronic publication devoted to an open-minded examination of topics that academics sweep under the rug or hide in their pants (pockets or otherwise).

Board of Editors:

That big blonde guy

Alphonse Big Toe D'Amato

The honorable Bagwan D. Frank Bagwan

Jesse Helms Jr.

Joseph "Yohimbe" Pape, process server and scholar

Mr. Really Really Big

Peachie

Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

Submissions: must be double-spaced and in English or Yangdooloo. Footnotes, references, citations, bibliography, format specficiations: as per the North Dakota Manual of Style (latest edition, Fargo 1911).

The editors welcome submissions from all disciplines except fashion merchandising. Empirical studies, nonempricial ravings, rhymed and unrhymed poetry, collages, visual displays, artwork, audio presentations, word salad (with or without punctuation) are welcome.

Our journal's motto: "We know everything. So why don't you?"