Gemini (May 21 - June 21): I know that last year you were ever so content, but the coming
year will be far different. You will find an amazing causal
connection between the palms of your hands and the number of hours you
spend in the classroom. Watch out! You may find that your palms will grow
wider, so wide in fact that you will be unable to put your hands into
your pockets. Do not confuse this with your head swelling from excessive
publication--the two conditions are distinct though related.
The ancient practice of passing gas has been known to relieve the former
but not the latter.