Capricorn. Beware of dentists this year. They will be trying to implant
tiny transistor radios from the Dean into your molars, and these radios
can control your every thought. As with Aries this year, you are in
danger from beyond. Stay in groups of like-minded people and never go
alone to a shopping center. Though you think you can talk your way into
and out of any situation, perhaps it would be better to stay silent
during the fall and spring semesters. Do not leave your office without
first duct taping your mouth shut. Occupy yourself with visualizing the
workings of an internal combustion engine and repeating over and over
your astro-lucky number: 1,377,533,238,991.