Capricorn. Beware of dentists this year. They will be trying to implant tiny transistor radios from the Dean into your molars, and these radios can control your every thought. As with Aries this year, you are in danger from beyond. Stay in groups of like-minded people and never go alone to a shopping center. Though you think you can talk your way into and out of any situation, perhaps it would be better to stay silent during the fall and spring semesters. Do not leave your office without first duct taping your mouth shut. Occupy yourself with visualizing the workings of an internal combustion engine and repeating over and over your astro-lucky number: 1,377,533,238,991.