Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Not surprisingly, Arkansas is the planet (yes, it is a
planet, not a state--both the astronomers and historians lied to you as a youth!)
associated with your
sign. You are sophisticated, yet retain enough childlike wonder to be
fascinated teaching the same introductory course over and over for
decades. Do not be surprised if this year you are often found sitting in
front of a mirror with a sheet over your head. Moreover, everyone is very
conscious of the contribution you are making to your university and the
local recycling program. In truth, both efforts are part and parcel of
the same endeavor and your reward will be an even greener lawn this
summer and less damage to shrubs from the aphids. Wear more green. Eat
more vegetables. Clip more coupons. You will be appointed to the National
Academy before the next decade begins or your car needs another set of
steel belted radials, whichever comes first.